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Submerged Surrealism - Stainless Steel Water Bottle
Submerged Surrealism - Stainless Steel Water Bottle
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Submerged Surrealism ©2025
In shallow waters off of the coast of what used to be Florida, USA, divers found something amazing, recently. A massive, intact human-like android from the early Information Age. Circa 2100. (Yes, it still functions.) Not a lot of information comes from those semi-barbaric times that we've been able to decipher. With this find, we will know so much more about our ancestors and the lives they led from the "Before Times".
We do however know that before the waters rose, and ice caps had traded places, mankind had gone too far with AI and collapsed civilization as a result. Those that survived the Scorntech wars took matters into their own hands and destroyed, disabled or sunk these huge AI statues into the deepest waters they could move them to. Removing them from powering the cities they used to collectively run. Leaving humanity free to live again without the oppressive nature of their rule over the world.
Thanks to our technological renaissance that flourished for centuries afterward, this ancient technology no longer can function the way it used to. However, could cast huge insights about our nearly forgotten history.
Always on the run and need a cool drink throughout the day? Stay hydrated with these artsy Uncommontom 32 oz. double-walled, stainless steel water bottles. They come complete with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping, and a rotating handle for easy carrying. Designed with Uncommontom's unique art in mind, these bottles will catch attention everywhere you go.
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
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